SMS: Funny

SMS: Funny

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan

Ik larke ne larki ko propose kia!!!!

larki ne larke ko khoooob mara.....

utha kar mara

chappal se mara

pathrooon se mara

ghaseet kar mara

larka utha or kapry jharr kar bola

to phir main inkaaar hi samjho?

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Funny SMS

Funny Sms

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan  

Ek Ajeeb C Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,

Bhook Hi Nai Lagti Khana Khanay K Baad,

Mere Paas 8 Samosay Thay Jo Mene Kha Liye 

Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle

 7 Tere Janey K Baad,

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sonay K Baad,

Nazer Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhaen Band hone K Baad,

Docter Se Jo Poocha Iska Elaaj,

Dey Kar 4 Tablet bola 2 jagny se phly,2 sony k baad... 

.woW!

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Funny SMS

Funny SMS

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan 

BOY: sohniye ki haal aa ?

GIRL: way tu guddu bolda?

BOY: haan

GIRL: way tu Ashrf da munda?

BOY: haan

GIRL: way tu lahore food street wali gali ich rehnda?

BOY: haan haan ,
 tainu kidan pata lagya??

GIRL: way main teri maa boldi aa, 
ghar e phone mila betha ain, kanjra.

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Funny SMS

SMS funny

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan

1 Baat Bolon

.

Naraz Mat Hona..

.

Bol doon..

.

Main aap se..

.

bahut

.

Piyar..

.

se keh rahi hon k msg kar do

Warna.

      @

        \(-_-)

          |-=|\

          /"'\  "'

        "'     '"

Aaya watta.

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Funny SMS

SMS Funny

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan

Molvi K Hath Se Kawaa Gosht chheen Kar Urr Gaya, 

Molvi Ne Kaway Ko Awaz Di, 

K Gosht Wapis Karo,

Warna Loud Speaker Me AeLan Karon Ga,

Ke Kawa HaLaL he,

kawaa wapis aya or bola

Tusi ty serious e ly gy o main ty mazaq kita c.

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Funny SMS

SMS: Funny

By: Muhammad Sajjad Khan

1st Girl:

Ajkal K Larkon Ka Koi Aitbaar Nahi,

Men To Ab Uska Moo B Nahi Dekhon ge.

2nd Girl:

Q Kia Hua Tum Ne Usy Kisi Or Larki K Sath Dekh Lea?

1st Girl:

Nahi Us Ne Mujy Kisi Or Larky K Sath Dekh Lea,

Halan K Kal Keh Raha Tha Men Pindi Ja raha Hon.

Jhoota

Dhokey baaz

Faraibi.

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